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I'm so sorry. Please forget you saw this...
[ He is mortified and is never going to talk about sex again. ]
I'm so sorry. Please forget you saw this...
[ He is mortified and is never going to talk about sex again. ]
Edited 2021-01-05 02:54 (UTC)
Uh, no. Why would I forget perfectly good blackmail material?
What reason could you have to blackmail me ever!!!
Isn't it my place to know? As your best uncle? Your carer? The wind in your sails, the steel in your sword, the... pepper in your stew?
You give yourself too much credit.
[ His eyes are in danger of rolling out of his head. ]
[ His eyes are in danger of rolling out of his head. ]
Who's troubling you? Tell me that little. Don't you need a friend?
...a friend you never show your dog to?
...a friend you never show your dog to?
No one currently but people have always done so. It's fine. I have Fairy.
What kind of friend is that?
What kind of friend is that?
Me, you well-loved little nuisance, I'm that friend. Don't play.
If you're my friend you must eventually learn to accept Fairy. It's just the rules.
And the rules don't bend, do they? Flip and turn?
Nope. Wouldn't you like to overcome your fear?
As much as you'd like to hold my hand and sing me a sweet lullaby throughout it. And pet my hair. Xianxian does like that.
Don't be unkind. Your uncle is a fragile and unprotected thing.
Fragile. Unprotected. Withering as we speak.
Oh no! He faints. Quick, quick, call a mattress or Hanguang-Jun.
Oh no! He faints. Quick, quick, call a mattress or Hanguang-Jun.
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