TFLN 2.0

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[regungslos]

Where does the high factor in?

[unaffluent]

Sure.

[quiddities]

There are a lot of people that are afraid of loud noises.

[snarkycomments]

How?

[prideflag]

What kind of candy do you want?

[taibhreamh]

Do you want to watch me get naked through a window?

[taibhreamh]

There are a lot of people that are afraid of the ocean.

[unaffluent]

Of course. I wouldn't turn down a shot to see you getting naked.

[regungslos]

I get to pick my own candy?
What's the catch?

[taibhreamh]

Okay fine next time I take a shower I'll warn you and you can peep through the window, Tom.

[stoleaheart]

My house. 8pm.
I'll show you.

[quiddities]

I'm not sure that is quite true.

[prideflag]

why would there be a catch?

[unaffluent]

You're kind of an idiot

[regungslos]

Because unless there's some other company than just me I find it easier to believe you just want something.

[taibhreamh]

Why?

[taibhreamh]

You're afraid of bugs because they can kill you.
Some people are afraid of being drowned by huge fucking waves.

[unaffluent]

Because I say so.

[prideflag]

You're ridiculous.

[regungslos]

No, you are.

[taibhreamh]

When did you become the authority on that kinda thing?

[prideflag]

Maybe I'll just keep all this candy to myself!

[unaffluent]

After long and extensive study.

[taibhreamh]

Oh yeah? How did you fit that in alongside everything else.

[regungslos]

Then you'll get sick and fat.