unaffluent: (Sweet Child O' Mine)
a d a m - p a r r i s h ([personal profile] unaffluent) wrote in [community profile] secureserver 2017-05-06 03:40 am (UTC)

Adam Parrish | The Raven Cycle

1. some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.

2. You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.

3. Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!

4. I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him existing.

5. Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful

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