[ TFLN 3.0 - 2020 ]

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[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

see that's the secret to how to make the world function right for hookups
either get them home before they get too drunk
or you give them your number and hook up another night

[guerin]

I did not give her my number. She had some crazy eyes really.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Dude, you're not supposed to stick yoru dick in crasy.

[guerin]

Sometimes is worth it if you won’t ever see them again.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

I don't think that's true. Crazy comes back to haunt you.

[guerin]

I’ve ditched crazy more than once.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Yeah, but it's better to avoid it,

[guerin]

Most of the time I agree.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

So why not just avoid crazy?

[guerin]

Because... as I said sometimes crazy is the best sex.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

I guess you're not entirely wrong there. Just take my advice and keep to crazy chicks rather than crazy dudes. Crazy dudes tend to have knives.

[guerin]

What's the difference? Crazy is crazy isn't it?

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

No. Crazy ladies are less likely to stalk you and use violence. Crazy men are even more possessive.

[guerin]

Bit of a stereotype but you might be on to something.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

I've had experiences in my short life that say it's not wrong.