[ TFLN 3.0 - 2020 ]

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Wen Chao | The Untamed | OTA

[chaotime]

1. Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.

2. Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.

3. We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself

4. To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more

2 & 3

[skyward_eyes]

Speaking as a semi-competent assassin... I don't see it. Go back to your naked Twister. It will get you further in life.

[chaotime]

I would be perfectly good at asssasinating.

[ Says the guy who ducks behind his bodyguard at any sign of physical conflict. ]

Are you going to join?

[skyward_eyes]

Yeah, still don't see it. I was raised to it since I was about ten. It takes some serious work. You don't have that in you.

Are you seriously inviting me to play naked Twister? I'm limber and flexible as hell. You'll lose.

[chaotime]

Are you saying I'm lazy or something?

No one really loses in naked twister.

[skyward_eyes]

I'm saying you're a little late to be starting at it.

Uh, yeah. People DO lose.

[chaotime]

I’m not that old.

A loss is still a win if you’re naked.

[skyward_eyes]

You're not that young either.

You're presuming something will come of it.

[chaotime]

I’m not even out of college??

Something or other always does.

[skyward_eyes]

I'm amused you didn't say 'someone' rather than 'something'.

I've been learning since I was ten. Again, age matters.

[chaotime]

I should have said someone always comes out of it? that is good when it's the case.

That's one person's opinion.

[skyward_eyes]

You're going to enjoy this too much. I need a bribe.

[chaotime]

What do you want?

[skyward_eyes]

What have you go?

[chaotime]

Everything.

[skyward_eyes]

I don't buy it.

[chaotime]

What do you want?

[skyward_eyes]

You're bribing me for nakedness. YOu've got to make your own offer.

[chaotime]

I’ve got alcohol. I’ve got food. I’ve got money. I’ve got a naked body too.

[skyward_eyes]

The money doesn't interest me.

You're basically just asking me to hold my naked body against yours.

[chaotime]

It’s a game.

[skyward_eyes]

You're not inviting me over for the game.

[chaotime]

Aren’t I?

[skyward_eyes]

Oh, you want more from me.

[chaotime]

You think so?