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Lan Jingyi | The Untamed

[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-03 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
1. dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me

2. I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.

3. You said, "Plot twist... I'm straight." and we all laughed and threw our drinks at you.

4. Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!

5. Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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4.

[personal profile] paperbutterflies 2020-09-03 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if you accept that I'm carrying you out of the library before cuddling. I am very sure that shifu finding us there will not have the best results.
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-03 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Fine.
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3

[personal profile] bluebun 2020-09-05 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I could be straight!
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Re: 3

[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-05 02:07 am (UTC)(link)

Bisexual maybe but straight? No way!!!

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Re: 3

[personal profile] bluebun 2020-09-05 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ LONG PAUSE - REFLECTION — CONTEMPLATION ]


Gay.
I don’t think I’d enjoy boobs very much.
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Re: 3

[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-05 11:40 am (UTC)(link)

but boobs are soft and make good pillows