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Jiang Cheng | The Untamed | OTA

[jiangrycheng]

1. Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.

2. I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...Why?

3. I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.

4. he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.

5. you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.

6. he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.

Re: Jiang Cheng | The Untamed | OTA

[radishlobbyist]

Random? That wasn't random.

[ Good luck getting another boob pic, Jiang Cheng. Her drunk self agonized over that pic for an hour. Smh. ]

[jiangrycheng]

Maybe un...expected is a better way to say it. I was tired when I wrote that.

[ And it was beautiful!!! ]

[radishlobbyist]

[ Better. ]

Congratulations. You're starting to dig your way out of that hole.

[jiangrycheng]

You're very beautiful.

[radishlobbyist]

Now you flatter me too much, Jiang Cheng.

Let's just forget it. It was foolish. I was drunk.

[ And now she is embarrassed underneath all that cranky bravado. ]

[jiangrycheng]

No! I don't want to forget...

[ Jiang Cheng definitely hits his head on a wall. ]

It's... strange to get such a thing from you when you're drunk. I was most worried that when you were sober it wouldn't be something you'd want me to have seen and so I made a joke of it.

And I don't think I flatter you enough. Fully clothed or not you stop me in my tracks every time I see you.

[radishlobbyist]

I'm sorry. I'm not very good at this. The pictures or the aftermath. Mostly the aftermath.

I won't lie, it's embarrassing. It turns out I'm too forward when drunk.

But I don't mind you seeing me like that.

[jiangrycheng]

The picture was good. It’s my fault the aftermath isn’t that great. I’m sorry, Wen Qing.

I enjoy you being forward... I’m not... I mean I struggle to be wit you.

[radishlobbyist]

Don't do that, Jiang Cheng.

Don't berate yourself like this. I got us into a ridiculous situation.

[jiangrycheng]

[ What would he do with himself if not berate himself? ]

I handled it poorly. I should have been sincere in my reaction.

We should try it again.

1/2

[radishlobbyist]

Is this your way of asking me for more pictures?

[ Now you've got her bright red, Jiang Cheng, she hopes you're proud of yourself. ]

[radishlobbyist]

[ Shortly after, she sends an image without another word.

She had taken a lot of pictures last night, okay. Nothing random about that, it turns out drunk her is meticulous in her sexting. ]

[jiangrycheng]

[ This photo is definitely saved on his phone with the other one because he really can't help himself. ]

I can't decide whether I want to use my fingers or tongue to touch you more.

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[electro_magnus]

Frankly I'm more annoyed you're leaving me out of the texts. I like sports. Some sports. Mostly basketball and football.

[jiangrycheng]

Wait. Really? That's surprising for some reason.

[electro_magnus]

Twinks can like sports too.

[jiangrycheng]

Of course they can. Figure skating exists. Just... you never seemed interested when it came up is all.

[electro_magnus]

Wow, talk about stereotypical. And honestly, you just never talk about the Jets or the Knicks.

[jiangrycheng]

Because they suck?

[electro_magnus]

And this is where I should make it so you never have a good hair day.

[jiangrycheng]

Objectively look at their records.

[electro_magnus]

Doesn't matter. You've slighted my people.

[jiangrycheng]

Wouldn't your magic be more useful helping them suck less?

[electro_magnus]

That would be cheating.