[ TFLN 3.0 - 2020 ]

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[unlanlike]

Since you married me?

[legbreakings]

Well.

Yes.

That's fair.

[unlanlike]

Who got you in the groin?

[legbreakings]

Who do you think? That mouthy kid who tries to mimic you.

I'm a little bit impressed, to be honest.

[unlanlike]

Don't be impressed!

[legbreakings]

I thought you would be impressed, too!

[unlanlike]

I am! But I don't want you to be.

[legbreakings]

I'm not going to get myself kicked in the groin again. I'm not that impressed

[unlanlike]

I'd hope not.

Does it still hurt?

[legbreakings]

A litte bit, yes.

[unlanlike]

Should I kiss it better?

[legbreakings]

I thought you'd never ask

[unlanlike]

Had to make sure you deserved it.

[legbreakings]

My husband is harsh with me.

[unlanlike]

It’s why you like me.

[legbreakings]

And he is insufferably smug

[unlanlike]

Do you like that?

[legbreakings]

It gives me ideas. Many of them involving how I could teach him manners.

[unlanlike]

And why not do it?

[legbreakings]

Good question.

Let's try some and see if they work.

[unlanlike]

What first?

[legbreakings]

I'm very optimistic a gag would work at silencing him for the moment.

The question is, which lessons will encourage good behavior in the future?

[unlanlike]

There's probably not any.

[legbreakings]

That sounds like a challenge.

[unlanlike]

Can you rise to it?