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[personal profile] jinlingers 2020-11-14 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.

2. you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it

3. She swung at the pinata with crutches

4. No one parties like Jingyi. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.

5. [ text him ]