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[personal profile] notyourtype 2020-11-14 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby

2. You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

3. im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

4. I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Type, patron of stoners.

5. [ text him ]