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[personal profile] pmhee 2020-11-14 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
1. you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..

2. Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?

3. You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...

4. He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime

5. [ text him ]