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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-11-14 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.

2. burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef

3. we didnt even have break up sex...

4. Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it

5. Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.

6. [ text him ]