"There's about a million reasons," Ezreal retorts, stretching out and he tosses his ipad to the side. He'd been idly switching between music videos, social media and maybe some porn for the last few hours with nothing holding his attention for all that long but not really feeling the motivation to find something more entertaining to do at the moment.

The entertainment has come to him now anyway.

"You think that'd be funny huh? Not hot?"