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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-16 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN DON'T ENDANGER THE GOODS.

I think that's a good idea.
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-17 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Lan Jingyi

Are you saying you don't trust me not to get kneed in the groin again?
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-17 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

If anyone's going to damage your dick, it's going to be me.
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-17 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
What a cruel spouse you are, Jingyi!
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-17 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)

I’m cruel that I don’t want anyone hurting your genitals?

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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You're cruel because you don't believe I'll dodge better next time!
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not worth the risk!
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be more careful.
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I won't.

But it was very painful. Trust me, I'm motivated.
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Last chance!
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Good

Wait!

Since when do I need your permission?!
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Since you married me?
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well.

Yes.

That's fair.
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Who got you in the groin?
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Who do you think? That mouthy kid who tries to mimic you.

I'm a little bit impressed, to be honest.
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be impressed!
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you would be impressed, too!
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I am! But I don't want you to be.
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to get myself kicked in the groin again. I'm not that impressed
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd hope not.

Does it still hurt?
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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
A litte bit, yes.
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)

Should I kiss it better?

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[personal profile] legbreakings 2020-09-18 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you'd never ask
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[personal profile] unlanlike 2020-09-18 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)

Had to make sure you deserved it.

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