1. Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
2. Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
3. Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
4. Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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2. Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
3. Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
4. Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg