1. He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
2. But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
3. don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning! You made a huge mess.
4. THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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2. But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
3. don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning! You made a huge mess.
4. THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.