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well it plum well bothers me! i mean, unless you prefer sleepin on asphalt over sleepin in a bed

sometimes I can’t believe you actually talk like this

now what in sam hill's that supposed to mean?

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who is Sam and why are you talking about his hill right now

i reckon you ain't quite ready for that answer, partner

uh huhhhhhh

anywho, you can bet your bottom dollar i done talk like this

don't always lay it on so thick though, if i'm honest

... why you laying it on thick now then?

cuz your reactions are a regular hoot if i do say so myself

i'll just stop reacting then!

now that'd be a right doggone shame

too bad~