1. so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
2. I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
3. That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
4. I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
5. I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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2. I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
3. That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
4. I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
5. I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
6. Your life is quite full of dick lately.