1. Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
2. Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
3. If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
4. Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
5. But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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Zenitsu Agatsuma ( Demon Slayer )
2. Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
3. If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
4. Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
5. But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down