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I could maybe be swayed.

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By??

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What kind of candy are you bringing me AND are you going to talk when you bring it?

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What kind of candy do you want?

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I get to pick my own candy?
What's the catch?

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why would there be a catch?

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Because unless there's some other company than just me I find it easier to believe you just want something.

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You're ridiculous.

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No, you are.

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Maybe I'll just keep all this candy to myself!

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Then you'll get sick and fat.

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Blasphemy!

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Biology.

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I work out enough to counteract it all! You're being as bad as Kevin.

[regungslos]

Do you really? I'm not exactly sure.
And don't compare be to Kevin or I'll cut out your tongue and you'll never taste candy again.

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I do.

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We'll agree to disagree.

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I'm not fat now so I must be doing enough.

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Maybe its because people like me tell you to stop eating candy.

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Definitely not because it never stops me.
>:|

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...I hope you choke.

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What?? Why??

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Because I do.