[ TFLN 3.0 - 2020 ]

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@ shootingstarz

[ascertainable]

[ link ]

considering how often I've seen it?

[shootingstarz]

Exactly

@ robintoo

[garrrr]

[ link ]

So, you think cuddling me is weird?

[robintoo]

Asking to cuddle anyone is probably weird man. Cuddling cats and dogs is cool though.

@ tkstrand

[126]

[ continued from here ]

I don't know if that's a good idea, really.

@ apenandsomebullets

[126]

[ continued from here ]

I don't think cute was what I was going for.

[apenandsomebullets]

well, probably not but it's what you got. luckily, you were in that drunken sweet spot where you weren't falling all over the place.

you're rambo speech, however, was spot on.

@ ultra_boy

[culinarywitch]

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Not all of the time? Men are good for some things.

[ultra_boy]

Hmm. Sometimes I am not sure that is true.

But thanks?

@ electro_magnus

[garrrr]

[ continued from here ]

A sex toy is a sex toy.

[electro_magnus]

They can be more than that too.

@ quicksmiles_nimblefingers

[guerin]

[ continued from here ]

Definitely.

And now I didn't this time. She was too wasted for the sex to be good after.

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

see that's the secret to how to make the world function right for hookups
either get them home before they get too drunk
or you give them your number and hook up another night

@ helpdesk_hero

[threefourths]

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The not with friends is a general rule but there's exceptions.

Re: @ helpdesk_hero

[helpdesk_hero]

I’m flattered to be a potential exception. You are a very stunning man.

@ quicksmiles_nimblefingers

[indefatigableness]

[ link ]

And times like this I question why!

[quicksmiles_nimblefingers]

Because I'm a delight.

@ hybrid_prince

[garrrr]

[ link ]

I can do that!

Re: @ hybrid_prince

[hybrid_prince]

And cream cheese?

@ unbreakable_king

[allahuakbar]

[ link ]

Hello?

[unbreakable_king]

Hey.

[His voice is almost a coo.]

@ mikaeldaughter

[denialofself]

[ link ]

I'm not sure, Hope.

I think you're approaching your limit probably.

[mikaeldaughter]

Probably? We never play drinking games together.

[Whether she's bringing in that up in regards to both topics is unclear to even Hope.]

@ neverlooksaway

[indefatigableness]

[ link ]

Have you ever had good wine?

I can get some top-shelf whisky instead.

@ neverlooksaway

[loyaltydna]

[ link ]

It might be.

@ neverlooksaway

[threefourths]

[ link ]

I don't want you to stop...

[neverlooksaway]

Then you probs shouldn't give me shit about doing it.

@ petit_loup

[guerin]

[ link ]

You could put in a good word or two for me...

[petit_loup]

...Srlsy?

@ betweenthesheets

[rememberwhy]

[ link ]

I'm not sure exactly how that relates to the frequency of us fucking.

[betweenthesheets]

I... I was drunk when I sent that text. I think I sent it when I was being yelled at, because if I was at your place fucking you, then I wouldn't be out breaking hearts.

@ stellations

[threefourths]

[ link ]

Don't you have plenty stashed away?

[stellations]

I need more for my bank.

@ stellations

[threefourths]

[ link ]

What in the world makes you think I'm into pretty boys?

[stellations]

Well, I don't clean up well enough for you. Sounds like you need a pretty boy.

@ cohero

[asgood]

[ link ]

What is it exactly that you thought you could fell with a taser?

[cohero]

... Um, bad guys?

@ forgedmyself

[manesman]

[ link ]

Maybe you were just getting on my nerves.

[forgedmyself]

Funny.

If I wanted to get on someone's nerves, I'd do it in person.

@ petit_loup

[guerin]

[ link/a> ]

Great. If you're not into it that's fine, though, Hayley.

@ doubled_speed

[threefourths]

[ link ]

That doesn't even make sense. You got a text that had you guys starting to date???

[doubled_speed]

Nah, they asked me out out last night. And I got a text from the girl they're dating the next morning!

@ hybrid_prince

[loyaltydna]

[ link ]

You haven't blown anything.

[hybrid_prince]

I'm not really being the impressive soulmate. I should have gotten you some noise canceling headphones too. But I'll be there soon. I promise. Just give me a bit. I've got to fly out there.

@ electro_magnus

[loyaltydna]

[ link ]

Can you try not to start a forest fire, though?

[electro_magnus]

Yeah. I'm sorry. I was just trying to help.