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Snacks? No, not really. Is that appropriate?
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Are positions aren't the same. The Wen Clan is different.
[ It's ruthlness now and soulless. ]
Are positions aren't the same. The Wen Clan is different.
[ It's ruthlness now and soulless. ]
I know. That is why I don't quite understand your loyalty, even when I do. Loyalty should give back. If it only takes, and takes, then it'll bleed you dry.
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You'll be joining me, yes?
[ Huaisang questions and continues to eat, shifting a bit closer so he can lean against the other. ]
You'll be joining me, yes?
[ Huaisang questions and continues to eat, shifting a bit closer so he can lean against the other. ]
Hmm. Up to you. If I do, you're likely to get more sore rather than less, though.
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I know but it doesn't make it any easier...and I guess I don't make it easier on him either.
I know but it doesn't make it any easier...and I guess I don't make it easier on him either.
It's never easy to live under the expectations of others. Give him space and time.
I don't know if there is a clever way to make it to hide that part.
I conflated this with another tfln they had. Fixing!!!!
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- 2020-09-03 21:55 (UTC) - Expand1. haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
2. just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
3. All I did today at training was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
4. Be careful, there is sex in the air.
2. just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
3. All I did today at training was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
4. Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well I didn't. I was only doing it because it was hot outside!
1. You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
2. If I get poisoned and die, it was worth it.
3. Why is he speaking in third person?
2. If I get poisoned and die, it was worth it.
3. Why is he speaking in third person?
1. Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
2. Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
3. We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
4. To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
2. Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
3. We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
4. To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Speaking as a semi-competent assassin... I don't see it. Go back to your naked Twister. It will get you further in life.
1. dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
2. I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
3. You said, "Plot twist... I'm straight." and we all laughed and threw our drinks at you.
4. Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
5. Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
2. I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
3. You said, "Plot twist... I'm straight." and we all laughed and threw our drinks at you.
4. Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
5. Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Only if you accept that I'm carrying you out of the library before cuddling. I am very sure that shifu finding us there will not have the best results.
1. The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
2. don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
3. She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
4. I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
2. don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
3. She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
4. I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
1. no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
2. You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
3. Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
4. If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
5. She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
2. You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
3. Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
4. If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
5. She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Edited 2020-09-03 18:23 (UTC)
1. Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
2. I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...Why?
3. I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
4. he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
5. you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
6. he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
2. I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...Why?
3. I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
4. he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
5. you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
6. he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Random? That wasn't random.
[ Good luck getting another boob pic, Jiang Cheng. Her drunk self agonized over that pic for an hour. Smh. ]
[ Good luck getting another boob pic, Jiang Cheng. Her drunk self agonized over that pic for an hour. Smh. ]
Yes.
[that's it, that's the whole responding text. (because he knows jingyi will ask more questions and agreeing is embarrassing enough for the moment!)]
[that's it, that's the whole responding text. (because he knows jingyi will ask more questions and agreeing is embarrassing enough for the moment!)]
THEN DON'T BE ANNOYED AT ME THEN YOU WON'T NEED TO SHOUT
No, and I'm about ready to change my mind on it. Or at least ban it for when I'm involved.
No, and I'm about ready to change my mind on it. Or at least ban it for when I'm involved.
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